i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people
When he says
He doesn’t love you anymore,
Roll your shoulders back
And look him in the eye
And ask him why he didn’t leave you sooner.
Tell him that there are boys
Who would be proud to say they’d loved you.
Tell him that in two years
You won’t even remember his name
If he did not know how to love you the first time,
He won’t know how to do it the next.
from How To Pretend It Doesn’t Hurt, by Ashe Vernon (via aauroraskies)
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show